) Yes
) No
Assuming that you can actually read, place an X in front of the affirmative answer (IE: Yes). like so:
Can you
read?
X) Yes
) No
If you wish to practice, you may do so here:
Can you read?
) Yes
) No
See, isn't this so darned easy now? Oh, by the way, I highlighted the "X" in red, so you could see it more readily, you just feel free to use any color your little old heart desires, stay away from very light colors such as any color that blends into the background though, as you might forget what questions you've already answered, Now, let's have some fun and get to know one another, okay... Oh, and when you are simply ecstatic with all of your answers, send them back to the person(s) who sent you this as well as CC everyone you have ever exchanged e-mail with and even those you haven't. It's so much fun to get to know each other. Here we go! Let the fun begin!! :-)
How are you today?
) Perky
) Effervescent
) Bored to tears (obviously)
) Hung over
) Confused by this survey
) I'm just marvelous darling!
) UGH
How would you describe the weather outside today?
) Beautiful
) Absolutely Fabulous
) More frigid than my last lover
) Gloomy) Sunny
) Too Sunny
) I never notice
What is your sex?
) Female
) Male
) Asexual
) Unsure
) Other (describe)
What is your ideal motor vehicle?
) Motorcycle
) Some pickup truck jacked up 15 feet above the ground that uses 2 gallons of fuel per mile
) Yugo
) A limousine
) Some sporty car
) A Morris Mini
) An SUV/EUV
) The family sedan
) I hate cars
What was the reason for your last visit to the beach?
) To check out the babes
) So everyone could see how awesome I look without a shirt
) To get sand between my toes
) To swim
) To hang with friends
) I live on the beach, silly!
) I made a wrong turn (or took the wrong bus, if you hate cars)
) I've never been to the beach, geeez!
In your mind, what would be a romantic setting for a first date with someone special?
) A football game
) A hockey match
) Chuck E Cheeses Pizza
) A barefoot walk along the beach at sunset
) The waiting room of the IRS office
) Feeding each other a home-cooked meal in front of the fireplace
) Did somebody say McDonalds?
What's more important when choosing a lover?
) Their bank account
) The kind of car they drive
) The size of their (naughty) appendages
) How tidy they keep their place
) How good they are in bed
) They know all of the NFL plays and final scores for the past 15 seasons
) The fact that being seen out with this person will make your friends drool in envy
) There's just something about this person you can't describe in words about how great they make you feel when you are with them
) Why buy the cow when you can get lots of milk for free?
After that all-important first date,
how long before you expect to have sex with them?
) We're not going out until I get some
) Before we leave McDonalds
) On the 40 yard line after the game
) When we are both comfortable with it, as it should be something special that we will both cherish
) Does not apply, as I practice total celibacy
) In the bathroom of the bar/club where you met a few moments ago
How would you describe yourself as a lover?
) Biff-Bing-Bam Thank Ya, I'm outta here
) I can go for as long as the commercial breaks last
) Very passionate and spontaneous with an emphasis on mutual satisfaction
) No thanks, I'd rather sleep
) Da Bomb!
) Madonna and I are both virgins
) Other (describe, and it better be good! I'm taking notes here, ya know.)
If you had your choice, which one thing would you select as most important in life?
) Money
) Friends
) A kick-ass CD/DVD collection
) A passionate and loving partner
) Hot sex daily
) Stunning beauty
Which sounds like more fun for a Saturday?
) Staying home steam cleaning the carpets
) Getting lost with someone special in the woods
) Anything on ESPN
) Anything but ESPN
) Shopping
) A scenic drive
) Anything, as long as it is in the company of someone special to me
) Sleeping all day
) The Dr. Who marathon on PBS
) Cranking the stereo at full volume (can anyone say "TOTAL HARMONIC DISTORTION"?)
How will your Saturday end?
) Passing out drunk on the futon
) Being thrown out of someone's (whose name you can't recall) bed and going home
) Passionately making love with your lover
) Patiently explaining things to the nice police officers
) I'm gonna party on all night dude!
) Sooner or later, we all sleep alone
Which would you enjoy doing the most after eating a nice home-cooked meal your lover prepared?
) Taking a walk together hand-in-hand
) Watching the game on TV while your partner cleans up and does the dishes
) Belching and farting
) Cuddling
) Watching a movie (You can also check cuddling too, if appropriate to you)
) Continue getting drunk
) Vomiting, because you don't want to gain weight
What pet name would you choose for your lover?
) Stinky
) Babe-a-licious
) Cupcake
) Bubba
) Spike
) Slut
) Bitch
) Dahlink
) Sleepy
) The Colonel
) Other (oh do tell)
What pet name would you choose for yourself?
) Stinky
) Babe-a-licious
) Cupcake
) Bubba
) Slut
) Bitch
) Dahlink
) The Colonel
) The Quarterback
) Other (do be honest now)
What do you do when you first wake up?
) Have sex
) Turn on the TV
) Occupy the throne
) Make coffee or tea
) Grab a brewski
) Figure out where you are
) Alka Seltzer, Pepto Bismol and Tums
) Kiss your lover and prepare a healthy breakfast in bed
) Walk the dog
) Go back to sleep
) Other (describe in exacting detail)
How would you describe the person sending this survey to you?
) I dunno who the hell sent it, never met or chatted with them before in my life. (How did I get this?)
) Freaq
) Sick and Twisted
) Other (use your own words, but be kind, you are presently under surveillance)
